A horrible creep. Usually bald and dictator-like. He makes girls cry and gets a sick kick out of it. He usually hangs out with the people who score high on tests and ignore the people who get lower grades. He is evil. Usually compared to Lord Voldemort.
by Motherfucking platypi February 28, 2012
Get the Slowinskimug. When your dog pins you down, and your dad gives you a hickey. Named after the famous Neil Slownski hickey on his neck.
Goddamnit i was sucking my dogs fat chode when my dog pinned me down and my dad tried getting in on the action. then bam i got dirty slowinski'd.
by TYLERS A CHUNK 69 October 03, 2012
Get the Dirty Slowinskimug. Stefan Slowinski is a king with very valid political opinions + he is very handsome His tiktok is @stefanslowinski8
by poopslicker April 11, 2020
Get the Stefan Slowinskimug.