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batebooking 

The act of masturbating and/or watching porn while on facebook doing other facebook activities.
Efficient batebooking is maximized by the use of two screens.
batebooking by the interwet April 23, 2010
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Third Basebook

When you masturbate to pictures of facebook friends in bikinis.
Dude, I just got to third basebook, to your sister!

basebook 

the Bible
the Basebook can help us avoid violence...
basebook by CPTLVC August 11, 2018

basebook 

A group of random knucklehead friends that debate through a text group bizarre changes in base ball rules to no conclusion. Occasionally other subjects are discussed to know end with ample childhood insults thrown around.
According to BaseBook Rawlings may or met not have bought Rawlings.
basebook by Round man January 16, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026