A disease that make you a permanent faggot and CANNOT be cured. Symptoms are:
1)Flailing your arms at random moments and thinking it's funny
2)Denying you didn't surpass stage 1
3)Ragequitting
4)Starting to like fat men
5)Thinking that elementals are real because you read it on scifi.com
6)Turning blonde (if you aren't already)
7)Wear glasses (if you don't already)
8)Beat Pedobear at his own game
9)Hording cock
10)Get a well paying job as a prostitute
11)Hanging out with cockblowers and jocks that think they're cool
12)BECOMING Trent
If you have any of these symptoms, consult a doctor IMMEDIATELY
'At a hospital'
Person 1:I have appendicitis. I think I'm going to die
Person 2:I have Hynemanitis...
Person 1:0.0
by MrPurple510613 January 22, 2012
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1. Proper name: The beret-wearing, well mustached, smart host of Mythbusters.

2. Adj: Anyone with a big mustache.
1. Yes, I know it was stupid to try to jump off the side of a skyscraper. Thank you, Jamie Hyneman!

2. Nice soup strainer, Hyneman! Communing with our walrus-brethern, are we?
by ladydeakin April 29, 2005
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