From the favorite passtime of french soldiers in world war 2, the French Faceoff is an act where two gentlemen adopt a strong, lunging posture, grasp one another's penises, and feverishly jerk off each other's genitalia while maintaining an intense state of eye contact. The loser of the contest is the individual who ejaculates.
Cpt. LeBlanc and LT. Jean-Pierre were bored on the front line, and needed to live to the morning. They grasped each other's erect penises, and LeBlanc spouted ejaculate into the fresh French morning air. He was the loser of the French faceoff. Fin.
by Paolo Cortez January 21, 2012