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January 21st 

Eff the Exes Day!
A day to focus on your hate for your ex, and think about how they'll realize someday you are pretty much the Bee's Knees. A good day to get scandalous, go on many dates, and maybe texting your ex a Drunken hate text!
Joe: Hey John! Heard you got pretty messed up last night!

Josh: Yeah, I was celebrating National Eff the Exes Day.

Joe: There's a holiday called that?

Josh: Yeah every January 21st!

Joe: Cool! What did you do?

John: Well, I went on a super date with the entire college cheerleading squad, drank a 1.75 of Vodka, and finally texted my ex a pic of me giving her the middle finger whilst laying out a Cleveland Steamer on the Cheer Captain's chest!

Joe: HEYOOOH!!! Good riddance to that whore!
January 21st by CaptainBolar January 19, 2012

January 21st 

Person 1: Dude you gotta kiss your girlfriend in the hallway
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its january 21st!
Person 2: Oh yeah ok bet
January 21st by RayBock68 January 19, 2020

January 21st 

A day where you suck someone’s big toe. It’s also a day when the most beautiful person was born.
Me: hey it January 21st
Friend: ok so?
Me: let me suck your big toe
January 21st by Kaylee Sanchez November 1, 2019

January 21st 

The day when all the beautiful people were born.
X: today is my birthday, today's January 21st M: Today's the birthday of all the beautiful people, So you're beautiful.
January 21st by didi.itsme October 17, 2019

JANUARY 21st 

I'm going to be celebrating JANUARY 21ST with a lot of people this year
JANUARY 21st by ẞreeze January 21, 2020

January 21st 

people born on January 21st got BIG DIC ENERGY.
Dam bae i know you was born on january 21st.
January 21st by blevcxedYUSef April 19, 2023