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beardattach 

The act of being lost on an epic journey in a beard. When a person tries to kiss someone with a beard and becomes attached. One way to get over the fear of PDA.
"Mel is beardattached to that boy!" "Really? She hates PDA."

"Hey Joe your beards really coming along, when you gonna stop growing it?" "Ah man not gonna till I beardattach my girlfriend, so she stops making out with randoms at the bar"
beardattach by FoxRacingGurl January 12, 2012
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Beardstache

A mix between a beard and a mustache, a circular looking style of facial hair.
Wow Ben I like your beardstache.
Your beardstache looks very nice today Ben.
Beardstache by RORO6692 September 22, 2010
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The greatest band on earth. Originally started at American University, this band went on to an illustrious career including three grammys, 10 VMA awards, the Nobel Prize in astrophysics, and a nickelodeon kid's choice award.
"Gandhi ain't got nothing on Beardstache"- Mahatma Gandhi
Beardstache by Bradgep October 12, 2009

beardstache

A mustache that wraps around your face, farther then a goatee, and continues down your chin into the neck area. Popular for guys who want to look tough.
Damn! Paul Teutel's beardstache looks likes a mullet on his face!
beardstache by Michele February 25, 2005

beardstache

This guy wasn't sporting just any old bald-faced Amish beard. No, this guy had a beard with a beardstache attached.
beardstache by Silbo1975 March 25, 2010

beardstache

The name given to someone who grows a beard before High School.
Patrick was given the name beardstache because of his excessive facial hair during Junior High School.
beardstache by mkorn November 12, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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