This term is commonly used for transactions of kale salads. The first ever recorded kale dealer is the manager of Telemechos Village Hotel in Dassia, Greece.
- "Hey man I could really use a Kale Salad right now..."
- "Yooo, Telemachos is a kalender! He can totally hook you up with that!"
- "Yooo, Telemachos is a kalender! He can totally hook you up with that!"
by KingofDefinitions June 11, 2019
a collection of dates in a choreographed geographical order on a page, except with a K rather then a C.
by zozann January 8, 2012