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Dick Door 

The act of a male going to the toilet to urinate(and sometimes pooing) and instead of washing his hands when finished, he instead exits the toilet and uses the same hand that was used to hold his junk(or wipe his ass) to also open doors. This leaves traces of his dick particles on all door handles he has touched for others to come along and touch.
Carlos: Eewww, I just saw Thiago leave the toilet before me without washing his hands and then re-enter the office building.
Geoff: Did he turn the door handle to get back in?
Carlos: Yeah!
Geoff: What a cunt! That's Dick door. Make sure you desanitize your hands
Dick Door by Big Kahuna Burgers January 6, 2012
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dick door 

The perforation of one's underwear in the area of his dick.
Some women think men hang their penis out of their dick doors to pee, when, in reality, most men just pull their pants down.
dick door by Mitzell August 4, 2004

Dick door 

John: So, I spent the night at Molly's...guess what I got to open?

Peter:...What?

John: Her dick door!

Peter: Nice dude!
Dick door by rsmith1724 September 30, 2009

dick-door 

noun; a slang term referring to the female genitalia.
After billy repeatedly asked sally if he could touch her dick-door, she slapped him, and got out of his truck.
dick-door by C.W. Anderson III September 10, 2005

Dick Door(s) 

The Dick Door(s) does not only consist of the opening in men's under-where where the penis comes out but also the fly of the pants.
Guy 1: You use the Dick Door(s)? I usually just pull my pants down.
Dick Door(s) by Dr. M0 August 28, 2009

back door dick trap 

a female's ass
that girl had the tightest back door dick trap

Back Door Dick Taker 

1) n. A male who like large penises rammed in his rectum.
2) n. Any person who prefers anal sex
Did you see Jacob the back door dick taker get fucked in the ass last night?!
Back Door Dick Taker by Evan Wheeler September 15, 2008