saddlesore 

1. A minor sore achieved after riding a horse for a long period of time.

2. A person who pretends to not be the person you're calling on the telephone, when it is in fact the person you were trying to call. (Does not apply to people who attempt dodging telemarketers/bill collectors.)

Jim Bob: Is this Scooter's roofin'? You were supposed to fix my roof ya...ya s-shitheads!
???: Who do you think you're talking to, fuckface? This is ***City breaks!
Jim Bob: S-s-saddle...sore.

saddlesore by Kiko April 25, 2004

saddlestraps 

The pubic hair that trails down the inside leg. The southern-style happy trail.

That girl over there is wearing booty shorts and I can see her saddlestraps!

saddlestraps by HYBriD47 September 3, 2006

Saddleworth 

Saddleworth is a small group of villages in the north west of England. Most people from this area have 4 toes on each of their three legs. The area is renowned for only having 4 hours of sunlight per week, and is located inside a mountain. The people of saddleworth ('Saddleworthians') are often under 3 ft tall, and they are all related. The language spoken in this area is often known as 'A Series of Grunts and Screams'. All in all, a good place to go.

Mindus-My-Codus-Piece: Wanna go to Saddleworth, my good man?

Tightus-Tightus: Thankyou, dear sir, but I would rather be accidentally kidnapped by squids.

Saddleworth by Annelyra November 26, 2009

saddlehorn 

Dildo bench. See also: Sybian.

Her lips have got a good hold on that saddlehorn and she's a-goin to town!

saddlehorn by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

rusty saddlehorn 

When a person lays on their back and stiffens their tongue, sticking it out as far as possible and their partner straddles the person's face planting their anus on the protruding tongue and riding up and down, thereby doing all the work while the person on the bottom leisurely performs analingus.

She then mounted her husband's face and rode the rusty saddlehorn while he lazily rimmed her.

rusty saddlehorn by Pat W. July 20, 2008

saddlehorn 

saddlehorn

saddlehorn by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Saddle sore puncher

Rough and tough true blood horse riding professional cowboy that rides and competes in rodeos, typically drives a lifted truck, is likely to offend city folk, keeps a rifle in his truck for hunting and keeping livestock safe (eg: killing coyotes), breaks women's hearts, and lives a rough country lifestyle.

"I'm a saddle sore puncher in a buckle I won I'm sure to break your heart one day"

He Ain't a Cowboy -Casey Donahew 2019

Saddle sore puncher by Def_not Jenny_jennerBLA October 24, 2025