Swagjaculate 

1. To ejaculate in a manner that does not betray the portrayal of swag.

2. To ejaculate semen that is composed of at least 60% swag.

Yo, I swagjaculated all over mah bitch last night. I ain't show no emotion. I be representin mah swag at all times.

Swagjaculate by DrownAFishie January 1, 2012

Sharjaculated 

The act of Sharting while climaxing.

I was so hungover at my last rub and tug I sharjaculated all over.

Sharjaculated by eddy2 April 10, 2010

swajaculate 

when swaggin off, swaggle is the result. it lands on everyone and eventually coats the entire room, becoming the life of the party.

wyatt: look at brandon over there, talkin it up with 7 bangin babes and swaggin off in the corner.
cody: dude i think some swaggle just landed on me (goes and swags on multiple women)
wyatt: WTF!!?! brandon come swagg off on me!!
brandon: no man can swajaculate under pressure, chill out for a minute while i start yankin my swag stick

swajaculate by Batman Robbins November 9, 2011

spajaculate

To expell sticky substance looking like seman out the mouth

he spajaculated all over

spajaculate by charlie25 April 19, 2009