a matthew is someone who has fingered a underaged girl next to one of their best friends. he is also very good at cheating on his significant other and then raping them.
matthew: hey dude, can you go tell my friend that I fingered floi beside him when he was sleeping
Me: sure
Me: sure
by massivelegendehere August 17, 2018
Get the matthewmug. Autistic person who loves to watch gay pornography with his mother and father while masturbating on his cat at teh same time face timing his friends
That guy is Matthew
by Matthew is life September 24, 2017
Get the matthewmug. he is such a Matthew
by FEARONFUCKER19 January 29, 2019
Get the matthewmug. That DICK. Shit. THAT BODY. FUCK. I need a towel to dry the sweat up from standing next too you cuz your on fire!
Girl: I just had the best sex of my life! Nothing can top that giant cock. Seriously! It was the size and strength of a mountain lion. Strong, sturdy, and ferocious. And if you blow in it's face long enough, it roars at you.
Girl: Man, that Matthew is sure living up to his name
Girl: Man, that Matthew is sure living up to his name
by matthewlovesbutts February 20, 2023
Get the matthewmug. i met a matthew he was the worst person ever
by claire bridgeman February 15, 2018
Get the matthewmug. by Au falcons are gay May 28, 2017
Get the matthewmug.