A slow fatty that is acting like a complete doushe bag and is too lazy to participate in normal things.
by [Noah M] December 27, 2011
A mischievous grin that often times includes squinting of the eyes. A Shmirk is a better way of saying Smirk because Shhh-mirk obviously sounds better.
by Shmirky October 1, 2019
The mischievous and giddy smirk (smile) one possesses after blasting a fierce, but silent, ass cloud of fart. Happy and riddled with the pleasure of knowing their shit crystals will soon latch onto the fines hairs inside their victims noses.
Larry stood patiently amongst his peers, gazing around with a Shmelly Shmirk waiting for the sour faces of whom just inhaled his ass air freshly squeaked from his turd cutter.
by Wordwhacker907 July 19, 2020