De-Thong 

What one does after a long day at a dance competition. When sitting down for dinner one does not want their thong up their butt, so they politely remove themselves from the table by saying they must go "de-thong". An action for the sake of comfort and relief.

"My oh my I am tired from that full day of dancing, and this dinner looks delicious, but I really must go de-thong - excuse me for just one moment."

De-Thong by MT31 November 20, 2013

de-thong 

to pick your underwear out of your ass

Jennifer had a massive wedgie after slouching on the couch, so she reached back and de-thonged herself.

de-thong by dinglebutt December 18, 2011

Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens that are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release.

Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

dethongerate 

to go somewhere

dad: shall we dethongerate?

dethongerate by short ass mf May 31, 2021