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Sarah Good 

(July 11, 1653 – July 19, 1692), Sarah Good was one of the first three people accused of witchcraft during the Salem Witch Trials, along with Tituba and Sarah Osborne.

Born in Salem Village, Sarah was one of the the first people that nine-year-old Betty Parris and eleven-year-old Abigail Williams accused of witchcraft. The accusation was not difficult to believe; Sarah was irritable and a beggar. Sarah was only 38, but she looked much older from living in the streets. She angered easily and walked away muttering when neighbors denied her food and shelter, her muttering interpreted as curses, made all the worse since she didn't go to church.
Sarah denied the charges against her, but her status as an outcast and the histrionics displayed by the "bewitched" girls sealed her fate. Her estranged husband also bore witness against her, and their little daughter, Dorothy "Dorcas" Good, was also frightened into testifying.
Sarah was sentenced to death, despite her pregnancy. After seven months in a dank, dirty prison she gave birth to a baby girl who died within days.
Four-year-old Dorothy Good testified that her mother, Sarah Good, had taught her witchcraft. Dorothy had been bullied into saying it, and she also probably did so to be with her mother in jail. Dorothy survived, but she had witnessed guards taking her mother to execution and she was traumatized for life.

Sarah Good cursed the hanging judge, Nicholas Noyes, before she was hanged, "You're a liar! I am no more a witch than you are a wizard, and if you take away my life God will give you blood to drink!"
Noyes died twenty years later, choking on his own blood.
Sarah Good by Lorelili January 2, 2012
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Good Girl Sarah 

Likes to be dominated in every way possible. Potentially has daddy issues.
Damn, have you seen anyone so sumbissive as Sarah?

You're such a good girl Sarah.
Good Girl Sarah by Psytka July 24, 2020

sarah elizabeth goodwin 

magical detective of the gym hallway, ghost hunter
Sarah Elizabeth Goodwin is good at her job.

Sarah E. Goode 

Born into slavery in 1850, inventor and entrepreneur Sarah E. Goode was one of the first African American women to be granted a patent by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office, for her invention of a folding cabinet bed in 1885. She died in 1905.0
Entrepreneur and inventor Sarah E. Goode was one of the first African American women to receive a United States patent.
Sarah E. Goode by Bearonboat November 27, 2021

Sarah E. Goode STEM Academy 

This school has really changed in the last few years! At first, it was full of wannabe gangsters and grown-looking people. But now, it's full of TikTok kids! The freshmen and sophomores genuinely look like middle schoolers!

Sarah E. Goode STEM Academy has a variety of students. From the nice, nerdy kid to the Hispanic boy with the "edgar cut" that every girl wants for some fucking reason- It has it all!
As you continue your "Goode Life", you will notice that student attendance will decline. You might start with 30 students in your class freshman year, then you might have 25 sophomore year, then it could drop all the way down to 20. Why? Here at Sarah E. Goode STEM Academy, students LOVE to skip classes. The skippers usually hang around in the restrooms or sneak into another lunch period. Sarah E. Goode is also FULL of kids whole love to vape in the restrooms! At this point, they should just be called hookah lounges considering the shitload amount of kids that vape in there! So yeah, it's interesting to say the least.
Student 1: "What school do you go to bro!?"

Student 2:"I go to Sarah E. Goode STEM Academy cuh."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026