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Jade Day 

A national holiday celebrated throughout the world where people tend to throw around cheese. A big cheese blimp fills the air and everyone jumps up and down in excitement. Many people even pee their pants. Especially if they have bladder problems.
Lets go celebrate Jade Day!

Oh.....I have a bladder problem so that might not be a good idea. :(
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National Jade Day 

A day celebrated on June 16th each year for your loved one that provides for and loves your child as if they were their own; but can't celebrate Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Happy national Jade day you deserve it babe you do so much for us.
National Jade Day by Rosenell June 15, 2016

get your friend called jade a gift day 

on the May 20th get your friend Jade a nice gift
you: oh hey it’s May 20th here’s a gift
jade: thanks but why?
you: it’s get your friend called jade a gift day
jade : woah really

you: yeahhhh

Bring Jade a snack day

on April 29th, we all bring Jade a snack. Just because.
Bring Jade a Snack day is today!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026