Another term for Cockblock.
A Selvey is certainly not a team player.
A Selvey will certainly hate on your game, although you are friends and he eats your Cheez-its.
A Selvey will abandon his friends in the middle of the road for a low quality peace of pootang turned down by the health inspector. But! He will gladly forget his transgressions when the pussy rots and is carried away by maggots.
A Selvey will usurp your possesions without a second thought, like a desk or the above mentioned Cheez-its.
A Selvey shall die alone.
A Selvey is certainly not a team player.
A Selvey will certainly hate on your game, although you are friends and he eats your Cheez-its.
A Selvey will abandon his friends in the middle of the road for a low quality peace of pootang turned down by the health inspector. But! He will gladly forget his transgressions when the pussy rots and is carried away by maggots.
A Selvey will usurp your possesions without a second thought, like a desk or the above mentioned Cheez-its.
A Selvey shall die alone.
"WTF man!? You're such a fucking Selvey!!!"
Selvey's Friend - "Hey Selvey, I just found two girls to hang out with you, me, and Bob tonight"
A Selvey - "If the hottest one does not end up with me,
no one is getting laid"
Selvey's Friend - "Hey Selvey, I just found two girls to hang out with you, me, and Bob tonight"
A Selvey - "If the hottest one does not end up with me,
no one is getting laid"
by Iodax February 15, 2010
The act of taking a shit, and ejaculating on top of it, causing a slimy brown mixture. Once the mixture has been well kneaded, yell "Wouf" and smash it in your partners face. Hilarious, but not recommended for first dates if you like the person. Best used during revenge sex.
Dude, I fucked my ex-wife last night.
Really, so you two are getting back together, huh?
Nope, I gave her the ol Slimy Selvey. I don't think she will be back for seconds!
Really, so you two are getting back together, huh?
Nope, I gave her the ol Slimy Selvey. I don't think she will be back for seconds!
by thehillshire December 22, 2014