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Mindphuck'd 

that awkward moment where you have no clue where you are, who you're with, or what the fuck is going on. Most serious cases of mindphuck result in: Herp Derpin', Confusion, Loss of Interest, Boredom, and many other unusual side effects. In our worst patients, being Mindphuck'd has lead to umadbro syndrome, as well as brain damage.
Guy: So how was last night?

Other dude: I slept with this girl.

Guy: How was it, bro?

Other dude: .. She wasn't a She.

Guy: ... Mindphuck'd.
Mindphuck'd by SecksieLykeabaus November 28, 2011
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Mindfuck Dubstep 

Mindfuck dubstep is a small genre of dubstep that contains many bass drops and sparatic, at times, like beats. It is similar to rave like music. Usually paired with the term "Brutal Dubstep Drops". Mindfuck Dubstep also has a more intense sound to it. With a mix of rave like music, intense sounding dubstep, and "Brutal Dubstep Drops" it truly Mindfucks the listeners.
"My favorite type of Dubstep is Mindfuck Dubstep" or "Damn, Mindfuck Dubstep gets the blood pumping."
Mindfuck Dubstep by Ogiramzai February 22, 2019

december mindfuck 

when it's close to the new year and you keep forgetting that people refer to 'next year' as a month later
Bob: "Soo yeah I guess I'll see you next year, Ted!"
Ted: "Uh whoa, buddy. Going somewhere?..."
Bob: "Naw man, I mean in a month!"
Ted: "Aw man, I just got December mindfucked!"
december mindfuck by mindfucked1000 December 23, 2010

dyslexic redneck mindfuck 

This is a useful trick in case you are ever abducted by rednecks. Ask them for a piece of paper and pencil. Write the word racecar and ask them to spell it backwards. Their little pea brains will start to smoke and they will start bashing their own heads in until they are unconscious.
Women's self-defense instructor:"When I was 14 I was abducted by a pack of rednecks. I was able to escape by using the dyslexic redneck mindfuck"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026