Spidget 

A spunky midget, usually of armenian decent. Often mistaken for a hipster.

Look at that short girl with the huge scarf and massive messy bun, she must be a spidget.

Spidget by HMBJ November 27, 2011

Spidget 

When a group of really dull rich people get together to chat rubbish about how to screw over anyone poorer than them. And foxes. And elephants

Oh I say, Theresa loves a good spidget!

Spidget by Sairclarkie May 21, 2017

Spidget 

Abbreviation of "Fidget Spinner". Also references "Spidget Finner".

Stop using your spidget.

Spidget by spookaholic June 20, 2017

Spidget finner 

Only the most sophisticated of all fidget spinners.

Jordy: OMFG I JUST GOT THE ULTIMATE SPIDGET FINNER. OMFGOOOOOOD.

Spidget finner by Demtane June 11, 2017

spidget finner 

a spidget finner is unlike a fidget spinner, as it is superior. only roblox legends have acces to the big spidget

my spidget finner skills are my biggest flex

spidget finner by thicc boi May 9, 2019

spidget finner 

Fidget Spinners for the dyslexic

OMG guys, I just bought a SPIDGET FINNER from the store!!!

spidget finner by SnapWizaard May 16, 2017

Spidget Finner 

(Noun) A stick which has holes in it. Cannot be spun and it's only use is to be looked at and it's name said "spidget finner"

I hate fidget spinners so I bought a spidget finner
Or
The spidget finner was on the table

Spidget Finner by Randdom Words May 30, 2017