Bad maths

This term has come from the study of fractals. To simplify, fractals and self similarity are the geometric principals that can be found throughout nature and indeed the universe as a common blueprint of growth. Things often appear aesthetically pleasing or beautiful because they are mathematically/geometrically perfect. The term 'bad maths' refers to something that is not aesthetically pleasing and out of sync with the universe.

Someone tells an awful joke and there is silence, this is 'bad maths'.

A large woman is seen in the front window of a restaurant eating alone, dribbling chicken fat down her fat fucking face 'that is bad maths'.

Boy likes girl, girl likes boy, boy gets lucky, goes home with girl, girl has penis.. the unverse is not working in an aesthetically pleasing way.. bad maths.

Bad maths by The Bionic Fox November 24, 2011

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Emme maths bad

Bad bad, when something is so bad it couldn't be any worse.

Example, accidentally getting your foot caught in a lawnmower while wearing sandles.

Bit of background Emme is that really bad rapper that went viral when she tried running up on someone and then clipped her self.

The other day I was sat outside my house and someone fell off their pushbike, when they looked up I noticed they had smashed out 5 teeth and ripped an ear off and I said to my self damn that's Emme maths bad

Emme maths bad by The coolest guy ever 3456 May 1, 2025

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Bad Math

Used in place of misuse of the word "karma" to indicate the possibility of a vengeful universe which punishes bad behavior.

Brad kicks a puppy.

Susan responds: Brad, that's bad math.

Bad Math by DolphinsRevolt July 13, 2012

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Bad at math

Your trash at math, probably because you are on TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat or any other social media platforms. Or because your thinking about her/him, knowing they don’t want you back.

I’m bad at math because of HER.

Bad at math by BADaTMATH January 4, 2021

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IM bad at math

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Person 1: Ugh man IM bad at math
Person 2: man shut yo bi

IM bad at math by Quandale Dingle The 1st September 5, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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