Clavicitis

Clavicitis is the make believe disease you can pass on to your friends. A clavicle is your collorbone, but most people think it sounds dirty.

"Hey man hows it goin'?
"Stay away from me, dude! You've got clavicitis!"

by ClavicleCustard November 20, 2011

clavical

The wrong way to spell clavicle.

"omg clavical bonez are sexci"
"Get a dictionary, fucktard."

by Lik November 24, 2006

clavical

The medical name for your collarbone

Ah fucker i think you broke my clavical

by Fournication January 19, 2005