A middle aged smoked out Zilwaukeean fella. Frequently pukes doritos on his own arm. Named after an appetizer at a local restaurant, creatively in conjunction with his last name.
"Hey whats going on Tonite? I guess we could stop out and see what the Blohmin Onion is doing."
"I need it in the butt, I should call Onion."
"Bla bla blohmm! Bla bla Blohmin Onionnn!"
"I need it in the butt, I should call Onion."
"Bla bla blohmm! Bla bla Blohmin Onionnn!"
by KneeMaster November 9, 2011