an acronym for Scrotum (Sack) Pinched In The Zipper or simply known as SPITZ situation. A condition that no man truly deserves.
In one man's life time, he is expected, at least once, to
go through the trial of "manhood". In which, the painful realization that the scrotum has some how managed to get itself enlodged in the zipper. He will then have to stand up
like a man & try to pry his "family jewels" out of the jaws of
death. It is speculated that this ordeal is the only
thing that can make a grown man cry.
SPITZ Condition:
When Ted gets his genitals stuck in the zippers
Charlie Jensen: Is it the frank or the
beans?
Ted: I don't know, both I guess.
Warren: from outside Franks and
Beans! Franks and
Beans!
- Something about Mary