EMUB 

(noun) Acronym for Early Morning Urinary Boner. This is when you wake up in the morning with a rock-solid hard on because you have to pee really bad.

Girlfriend: Keep your boner away from me. It's too early and I'm still tired.

Boyfriend: Don't flatter yourself...it's just an EMUB.

EMUB by Singledee December 17, 2011

Emub 

Awesome person, he likes to hang out around Xat chats, and be awesome. He also created a very cool website. And he likes hes favorite bot, Tobtob. Born cool.

"Hello Emub!"
"Oh Hii Panos"
"What are u doing today?"
"Oh you know... The usual... Just awesome-ing around"

Emub by EmubThaFlyingPony October 28, 2011

EmuBob 

An EmuBob is game played in honour of a Jaytard. The participants pair off and tie one of their legs to each other to simulate a 3 legged creature. They then parade around, making bobbing motions, similar to an emu or ostrich bobbing to pick up food. The aim of the game is to collect as many bumpers as possible in the allotted time. The winner gets to present all of the collected bumpers to the Jaytard as a mark of respect.

Will the EmuBob be called off because of the rain? It should be because all the bumpers will be wet.

EmuBob by Kung Of The Duckheads December 7, 2020

emubii 

A person that uses imaginary and false arguments to support his opinion, which often is false itself.

That's a volleyball not a basketball , don't be an emubii!

emubii by KingTolisVI March 21, 2022

EMUBS 

Lately MAGA republicans have been diagnosing democrats who are devasted by the new administrations policies with TDS Trump Derangement Syndrome so I made this for them E.M.U.B.S or Easily Manipulated Uneducated Bigot Syndrome

Definition - Easily Manipulated Uneducated Bigot Sydrome

EMUBS

EMUBS by Kamalaismypresident March 24, 2025