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Person 1: The Alley is serving some shitty lunch item for breakfast with their razor bacon. Where should we go?

Person 2: Big Table has red velvet pancakes...

Person 1: PFTW!!!
PFTW by str3tch October 26, 2011
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When one is in a dangerous, deadly, or douche-bag induced situation and feels the absolute need to telePort-For-The-Win (PFTW).

1. Port-For-The-Win
2. Porting-For-The-Win
3. Ported-For-The-Win
4. Ports-For-The-Win
Oliver: "This party is lame has been lame for awhile.. and is going to continue to be lame."
Miles: "PFTW"

Oliver: "Damn dude.. this 9 was all over me there other night at the club, yet her friend the 4 I was telling you about, was completely & totally cock blocking me"
Miles: "Shoulda' PFTW man.."

Sub-Zero had minimal life left, yet was still kicking my face in. Lucky for me, I was Scorpion & PFTW on his iceyness.
PFTW by MilesDuh21 October 21, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026