A narcissist who pretends to go to the gym to workout but really just stands around filming her ass. Oftentimes they may falsely accuse unsuspecting men by setting their camera up in the center of the gym, so he has no choice but to glance in her direction.

Bro, be careful, that Assfluencer over there is just looking to Me2 some poor schmuck.

Assfluencer by Thewardenrules February 22, 2023

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Assfleck

Ben Affleck, the supposed to be groom of Jennifer Lopez aka. J-Ho.

He won a oscar for a sceenplay and for a time was to marry Gwenyth Paltrow(A much better woman)

J-Ho is going to suck as Assfleck dry

Assfleck by Anonymous October 21, 2003

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asssleevechestsidelegfootwaist

A combination of the words ass, sleeve, chest, side, let, foot, and waist.

Originated from 'and ffs, i dont want a name on my ass/sleeve/chest/side/leg/foot/waist.'

Usually used in a sentence pertaining to designer clothing.

I mean, seriously... I don't want a random designers' name on my asssleevechestsidelegfootwaist!

asssleevechestsidelegfootwaist by Snowysnow June 25, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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