Also known as
post-dick stage, the stage of life that every
female enters into after she completes her pre-dick stage. A woman enters
anti-dick stage after she’s been burned by several bad boys, knocked-up, contracted a VD, accumulated financial debt, lost her youthful good looks, or all of the above. Anti-dick females have a pessimistic attitude towards men, often displaying
gender-neutral behavior not unlike militant feminists. Women in anti-dick stage also often have a strong sense of entitlement; that, despite the excesses of their pre-dick stage, they think that they still deserve some nice,
hard-working man to come in and clean up their mess: enter Mr Nice
Guy. This is where the nice
guy finally gets some action, but by the time girls reach anti-dick stage they are damaged goods. Anti-dick women desire a nice
guy so they can have someone to pay their bills, take care of their kids and be their crying shoulder. This
may even be a
guy that she previously rejected while in pre-dick stage because he wasn’t bad boy enough. All of this is easier said than done since nice guys are usually too shy to ask her out (or
may not be interested in a
washed-up girl in the first place). Since females have been conditioned to always blame nice guys for all their problems, an anti-dick woman complains a lot about why the men she wants do not approach her when it’s clear that her pre-dick stage behavior is what caused all this hullabaloo in the first place.
