Techniwue, pronounced tech-ni-way, its the ancient art of fighting in anyway you feel like and hoping it works.
First invented by the ancient drunken lords of Babylon,
the most prominent strike is a wild swinging, almost powerless and easy to see overhand right; followed by a stumble then repeat.
Training involves 2 hrs of practicing ineligible smack talk followed by trying as hard a u can to dislocate your shoulder while generating the smallest amount of force humanly possible.
First invented by the ancient drunken lords of Babylon,
the most prominent strike is a wild swinging, almost powerless and easy to see overhand right; followed by a stumble then repeat.
Training involves 2 hrs of practicing ineligible smack talk followed by trying as hard a u can to dislocate your shoulder while generating the smallest amount of force humanly possible.
Some of the most practiced Fighting Techniwue masters include that guy you got into an argument with that time, who then followed u out the pub just to be grabbed by his slightly more sober friends, and that guy who sits in the corner of the pub mashed, talking to himself.
by ShinJoKoNoMo October 7, 2011