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text out 

the action of asking someone to be your boyfriend/girlfriend by texting them instead of asking in person or over the phone
"Dude i heard you're goin out with sarah. when did you ask her out?"
"Oh i texted her last night"

"Man dude you texted her out? thats lame. get some balls and ask her in person next time"
"okay fine i wont "
"its dumb to text out"
text out by I'm6'5" October 4, 2011

Time Out Text 

When you are texting somebody and you don't know what to say so you take a quick 5 minute break to walk around and think.
Emma: wanna get married???

*5 minutes later after taking a time out text*

Chris: sure how about tomarrow?
Time Out Text by KoRnMAGGOT January 31, 2010

Asking A Girl Out Over Text

Asking a girl out over text:

Hey wanna date????

No bitch you messaged me

out of con-text 

When you send someone a text, forget about it, then get their reply and have no idea what they're talking about.
Your text: What was the name of the chapter we were supposed to have read for class in the "In Search of a Yogi" book?

Text reply: The Monkeys Will Attack You.

You: WTF?!

Friend: Dude, maybe you're reading it out of con-text.
out of con-text by kadatz May 18, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026