Swagitis

A medical illness pertaining to one having, radiating, or encompassing swag.

Anthony: Did you see Damion at the mall yesterday?
Jake: No, why?
Anthony: He got three girls' numbers and and two of them are models. He definitely has a serious case of swagitis.

Swagitis by Swaggernaught September 30, 2011

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Swaggitis

A bad ass disease where the swag germs just kick the ever loving shit out of your white blood cells and you feel like utter piss for several days. It's mighty awesome, and even though you feel like your esophogus is being set on fire, your still proud to say you've had motherfuckin' swaggitis.

Sorry, i cant go to school today. I have swaggitis and its playing whack-a-mole with my lymph nodes.

Swaggitis by harry fucking potter April 27, 2010

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Swagitis • Swaggitis • swagilishous • swagstist

swagstist

One that has too much swag. Or that can judge others by the amount of swag that they have.

Christina was a swagstist because she had too much swag.

swagstist by YaGirly May 14, 2014

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swagilishous

swaggy and delicious together
swaggy means when you ace a math test or your cool😎

omg that’s so swagilishous

swagilishous by bitxhy January 4, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

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