faptronome

A device intended to help train the user to fap in time with music.

A: Finally some good music to masturbate to! Now I can practice keeping in time with the music.

B: Exactly why I invested in a faptronome.

faptronome by soldieroflight September 26, 2011

Fartronomy 

The scientific study of flatulence. A PhD in fartronomy is an expert in expulsions from the ass.

Donald likes to stick his nose in people’s asses to measure the density of farts. He has a PhD from Harvard in Fartronomy.

Fartronomy by joseph blough April 12, 2022

footronome 

A foot used as metronome

I was tapping my foot to the music and my friend pointed at my foot and said, "Nice footronome."

footronome by turmoilcss April 20, 2009