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Making a fart sound through lip contact on a part of the body (typically the stomach) and exhaling with relaxed lips to porridge the fart sound against the skin of the recipient of the act.
I'm going to give the baby a zoobert, he's going to laugh so hard at the sound it makes! It sounds like someone busting ass (fart or hate shits) real hard!
Zoobert by HolyDiabetes January 13, 2017
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creating a seal between a human mouth and flesh (commonly the stomach or arm) and then blowing, producing a fart-like sound.
I'm going to give you a Zorbert!
zorbert by jim bob August 28, 2003
Zidbert is someone who can make a girl fall in love though not being attractive he has mastered everything there is about how a man should act when talking with a girl.

He likes to learn all about the personality of someone he just met. He likes to make someone cry or angry so that he knows how not to make them sad or angry next time. This can also show what kind of person he/she is.

Zidbert is someone who knows how to make a topic less conversation a bit better. Zidbert likes to help his/her classmates with whatever they may need.

Zidbert is unattached, unattractive, and doesn't care if he dies. Zid only cares about his hobbies. His hobbies change from time to time depending on his mood on that month. Zidbert is someone who likes commitment to games or to someone he loves.

Zidbert is someone who searches for the someone who he can give his dignity to. Zidbert likes traditional filipino courtship but doesn't know how to sing. He'd like to harana someone but probably won't be able to. Zidbert would probably just write her a poem.
You're annoying nothing else just annoying like zidbert.
Zidbert by HumanPainHandler November 22, 2021

Jude Zobertson

Jude Zobertson,clone and rival To Jude Robertson.He’s intelligent and all that
Person 1:Man Jude Zobertson Is so evil
Person 2:Yeah
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026