Shortcaking 

verb. The "act" of lying around listless, hungover, vehemently moaning and groaning after a long night or weekend of heavy drinking and marathon partying.

We left and went to the gig without her, she was full on Shortcaking. She was all Boo Boo Boo about it, so we told her that she could Tag Team DJ with us next time.

Shortcaking by DJ Willow from Paris September 13, 2011

shortcaking 

When you're in between the dating stage and the friends with benefits stage and you occasionally go out on "date-like" events but with no real intention of ever dating the other person

"So what are you and Bob now?" asked Stacey. "Oh, we're shortcaking, cuz you now, i'm not into that dating lifestyle," said Carla.

shortcaking by Glaige July 7, 2015

Shortcaking 

The prosses in which whipped cream is inserted into one's anus accompanied by chopped strawberries which then are excreted into their partners mouth.

I love when my partner is shortcaking me!

Shortcaking by MadHater666 April 1, 2022

Shortcaking 

An act between two partners, in which on partner inserts whipped cream into their anus accompanied with chopped strawberries, then the mix is excreted into the other partners mouth delivering a yummy suprise.

"Feel like spicing your sex life up? Try shortcaking!"

Shortcaking by MadHater666 April 1, 2022

shortcomings 

a deficiency, a flaw, an imperfection, fault, often concealed that impairs soundness.

Thank you for everything despite of my shortcomings you are still there to support me.

They share that character flaw of arrogance.

shortcomings by Sharreyn August 14, 2006

shortcoming 

A premature ejaculation.

He frequently suffers from shortcomings.

shortcoming by Marquiwallio June 11, 2007

sexual shortcomings 

A fancy polite way of saying that a man has a tiny little dick and will never be able to satisfy a woman if for no other reason than that he can’t get very far inside her.

Brenda: Why happened with you and Tom?
Charlotte: Tom has some…well…sexual shortcomings.
Brenda: let me fix that for you.
**Brenda and Charlotte make out and have hot lesbian sex**

sexual shortcomings by Bad C dev November 19, 2022