Kernitis 

The excessive need of an animal to masturbate uncontrollably while sitting on a perch.

I think Frankie has kernitis, he just won't stop masturbating.

Kernitis by Laquishashaniquashanaynay September 5, 2011

kermitism 

A form of government much like communism but ran by a senate or house not a dictator. The main colors are red and Kermit green. this government would also follow the beliefs of kermit and the muppets. Kermitism is a peaceful form of government and would be focused on creating a peaceful equal utopia. You would be payed mostly on your needs but somewhat how hard you work. With this government the world would be a better place.

The government of this country is kermitism

kermitism by RandomPig7 June 8, 2018

kenitis 

An habitual need to whine and moan about every aspect of your life. An afliction that causes verbal diahorrea and cerebral constipation at the same time.

oh no he has caught kenitis

kenitis by Mulli August 15, 2006

kenitis 

An habitual need to whine and moan about every aspect of your life. An afliction that causes verbal diahorrea and cerebral constipation at the same time.

oh no he has caught kenitis

kenitis by Mulli August 16, 2006

Kermitism 

An incredibly sacred religion devised by an unknown generation. Kermitism is where we all worship the Holy Lord Kermit the Frog, and support the Kermitism government, that mainly focuses on re-establishing communism. Followers/worshippers must have sufficient knowledge, such as the procedure of rick-rolling.

A: Do you worship Kermitism?
B: No
A: You know the rules, and so do I

Kermitism by Kermitism November 26, 2020

Kermitism 

A joke/meme religion surrounding the muppets and various memes as powerful gods at war. Kermit is the primary god.

Have you been reading up on the Kermitism Bibble?

Kermitism by FrogPoop April 22, 2023