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deadjournal 

A so-called "gothic" alternative to the blogger LiveJournal, it holds thousands upon thousands of screaming, 14-year-old gothic idiots. There is a much smaller percentage of actual, functioning writers on this side, but, I have yet to come across a single elusive specimin after six years in the field.
DeadJournal is so fucking plebian.
deadjournal by deathtobees January 5, 2004
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deadjournal 

a blog used mainly by the computer-whiz, HTML crazed, youth of today's society. deadjournalians usually change their layout monthly, as well as their anti-depressant medication. deadjournal is not for the squeamish or easily offended.
'my deadjournal is so tough, look at the layout!'
deadjournal by whitwhit July 15, 2003
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deadjournal 

The poor man's Livejournal and my personal home away from home, often utilized by illiterate masochist drama queens who were about three years too late with respect to the non-trend known affectionately as Blogging For Stupid People.
"oh em gee you guys... i totally have a crush on this guy from deadjournal known as the Quad, he's sew smart n stuff"
deadjournal by Jane Dark December 22, 2003

deadjournal 

Can't fucking spell. Takes their "clever" theme much too far. Annoying as all hell unleashed.
Cemetary, mourge... what more, O God, is needed?
deadjournal by cheeseleaf April 10, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026