Brandon Lam

Truly, the most amazing person alive. His humor and good looks cannot be fathomed by the human mind. His sexual prowess is legendary and craved by all women. He is the man of all men. Jealousy may run through the blood of other men when their eyes are lain upon him, while lust from the eyes of the beautiful courses through their veins.

"Wow you look so Brandon Lam, today!"
"Gee, thanks!"

"Omg! That guy is so dreamy. He MUST be a Brandon Lam!"

"My boyfriend sucks!"
"Yeah, it's a shame he's not a Brandon Lam"

Brandon Lam by blam1993 August 22, 2011

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brandon lamberth

amazing.my lover.my husband.more than anything i could ever ask for<3 my bestfriend.my prince charming,everything im looking for<33333333333my sweet baby. my world. my everything. id never leave you brandon,id always wait for you.you are my sunshine. the light in my eyes,what i go to school for. my boo boo bear. May 22nd 2010- eternity<3

I LOVE YOU BRANDON CHARLES LAMBERTH!!!!!!!!

i want to marry you.im so in love with you<3 no one could ever take me from you<3

you are my sunshine,my only sunshine,you make me happy,when skies are gray,you'll never know dear how much i love you..please dont take my sunshine away<3brandon lamberth

brandon lamberth by hannahBlamberth November 24, 2010

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Brandon Lamborn

Great guy. He loves to joke around and have a good time. His friends mean the world to him. Never wants to let anyone down. He can be quite the charmer. He loves to sing in his car and rarely has any shame if someone is watching. His favorite color is blue. He loves dogs, and can't stand cats. He is very picky about what he eats, doesn't like fruits or vegetables. Likes to play video games and sports with his friends on his days off. He is the grill cheese sandwich making champion. Kids seem to adore him. He is a good driver. He eats bugs from a candy store at the beach and thinks that they taste good. He can bake really great cupcakes! He has a good style of clothes. He can be very competitive. Has a great sense of humor! Nice arms and a really cute laugh. He is a loyal friend and is most happy when they are around. When he loves someone he lets things slide easily and forgives easily. Does all he can to hold onto someone who he really cares about. He is one amazing person.

Brandon Lamborn is known for his good looks and creativity. He is very good at art and knows how to make people smile.

Brandon Lamborn by sugar biscut May 22, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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