Takeouted

The slang term for ordering and receiving takeout food. Usually used by bros, people with stutters, and phones that make you misspell the word "takeout" or "talented"

"Yeah bro, we totally takeouted the best Chinese last night, dude."

Takeouted by BadumPsh August 18, 2011

tinder takeout 

When you meet a girl on Tinder and she comes straight to your house

Yo, I ordered Tinder Takeout last night.
For real?
Yeah mean, this bitch Trina came straight to my place, fucked me and left.
That's a hella first date!

tinder takeout by Kevin Gnapoor, Badass MC February 12, 2017

Stoners takeout 

When you take a downstem full of weed stick it up a girls vagina, light it, then take it out and suck the smoke out of her pussy while eating her out

Yo dude I got some amazing Stoners takeout last night! Got high while eating pussy!

Stoners takeout by Mschoksondik December 8, 2015

Chinese Takeout 

Occurs when male partner removes his penis after anal sex. A bit of the female's rectum sneaks out for a quick peek upon penis removal, then jumps back in.

I surprised Jen with a little Chinese takeout just before I unloaded.

Chinese Takeout by rusty okie July 18, 2006

Road Takeout 

Eating a girl out while she is driving. A difficult feat, yet possible with lots of maneuvering.

Guy: I got some road takeout with my girlfriend last night...
Other Guy: Really? What'd ya get?
Guy: Anchovies and tacos.

Road Takeout by kr1574 July 1, 2009

takeout 

food you buy and..strange as it may seem...take out

i take out some take out

takeout by cockspank June 29, 2003

Indian Takeout 

A sexual fetish in where the male anals the female, and dickslaps the female square on in the middle of the forehead to give a red mark to resemble the ones indians have.
After the dickslap, it is usually followed by a blowjob.

John: Dude i took jaimie for a date, and we so did the indian takeout.
Mark: No WAAY!

Indian Takeout by Nima/Tk/Jette/Sawyer December 15, 2008