Takeouted

The slang term for ordering and receiving takeout food. Usually used by bros, people with stutters, and phones that make you misspell the word "takeout" or "talented"

"Yeah bro, we totally takeouted the best Chinese last night, dude."

by BadumPsh August 18, 2011

takeout

food you buy and..strange as it may seem...take out

i take out some take out

by cockspank June 29, 2003

takeout

Taking a stripper home (or to your place or hotel) after her shift at the strip club for some nookie. Can either be paid or unpaid. Unpaid is always better.

After she gave him some lapdances, she offered him takeout at her place.

by CK November 6, 2004

the takeouts

One of the best loacal Ska bands that ever lived. orginated in Derry N.H.

loved you guys

Man oh man how i miss the takouts

by zac hansons gal August 4, 2004

takeoutable

able to take out out of something

That CD was takeoutable from the stereo radio.

by Pheng November 3, 2007

tinder takeout

When you meet a girl on Tinder and she comes straight to your house

Yo, I ordered Tinder Takeout last night.
For real?
Yeah mean, this bitch Trina came straight to my place, fucked me and left.
That's a hella first date!

by Kevin Gnapoor, Badass MC February 12, 2017

Stoners takeout

When you take a downstem full of weed stick it up a girls vagina, light it, then take it out and suck the smoke out of her pussy while eating her out

Yo dude I got some amazing Stoners takeout last night! Got high while eating pussy!

by Mschoksondik December 8, 2015