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It's the Spanish way to say "Jesus". Except Mexicans call their child this, for being Mexican. The guy, Haysoos, will be the best guy you will ever meet, he's absolutely the most amazing guy ever. He's wonderful and marvelous. You'll love everything about him. He'll make your days better in every way possible.
Haysoos is the best guy in the world :)
Haysoos by BrainlessTeen August 17, 2011
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1.) The Mexican pronunciation of "Jesus."

2.) A more playful/sarcastic/humorous/et cetera way of saying "Jesus." Is used in place of Jesus. Also used to emphasize a point or statement.

Pronunciation: "hey-zeus."

Only to be used online. Do not say haysooz in real life unless you are addressing someone who's name is actually Jesus, or else you will sound like a complete asshole.
Elle: I just had a Skarsgasm.
Alejandro: haysooz!

Matt: Haysooz! Lady Gaga's Alejandro music video is so explicit!
Haysooz by bananemadchen July 11, 2010
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haysiosis 

The condition or state of smelling so incredibly rank that it efffects not only those near you but those scores of miles away. The effect of the smell can range from unconsciousness to instant fatality. The only known case of this horrible disease is in Annapolis Maryland. A student at the Naval Academy reportedly undergoes weekly check ups to make sure that his stench is contained to such an extent that only his roommates are burdened with this horrendous stench.
Alex Hays is the only person in the world with a case of Haysiosis.

A slow and torturous death is preferable to smelling a person infected with haysiosis.
haysiosis by snappyturtle April 22, 2006
wassou bozos

hayoosh (for shits and giggles) is me
hayoosh by hayoosh December 8, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026