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I'm So Over Valentine's Day 

A phrase screen printed on a t-shirt that a divorced woman wears in February if she was dumb enough to get married on Valentine's Day.
I was married in Las Vegas on February 14th and now that I am divorced, which ruined that holiday; I wear my favorite t-shirt that says, I'm So Over Valentine's Day.

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground

The moment Anakin Skywalker made the worst decision in his fucking life.

shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head 

An attempt to shut up a loud bitch who will only yell at you becuase she thinks she won't get hit/has some big boyfriend to protect her.
One of the first lines in Way Of The Gun, delivered by Ryan Phillippe to some loud-mouth cunt yelling at him from behind her boyfiend. He then punches her in the goddamn dome.
Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucker, get your slippery fucking ass of the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!
Parker: Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!

it’s over anakin, i have the high ground 

The scene in star wars where anakin is defeated by obi wan
*swoosh*
Anakin is floating on lava

Obi Wan: It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground!

Anakin angry: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER

*fight continues*

Obi Wan proceeds to leave Anakin in ashes

Darth Sidious (a.k.a. Palpatine) approaches

Emperor Palpatine: He’s still alive

Anakin is carried away

bend over and i'll show you 

The answer to any question, no matter what it is.
Q: What is the best way to fix the worlds economy problem?
A: Bend over and I'll show you.

Bend over and I'll show ya 

The comeback to end all comebacks.
Person 1: Where did you leave the _______?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

Person 1: What the hell happened to my _____?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.