Bad Ask

For children from the ages 5-17, or anyone who wouldn't like to look immature on Facebook by using curse words, Bad Ask is a way to say Bad Ass politely and so that no one will pass judgement upon your immaturity. Often used to dodge angry parents or teachers at school. Any adjective may be inserted in place of Bad, such as Dumb, Amazing, Bruised, or Sore. Pretty much, this word can be placed anywhere the word ASS would be placed and you can get away with saying it anywhere, anytime. Even in Church.

I'm such a dumb ask, this chick with an absolutely mind-blowing ask was talking to me last night and she offered to let me ram her sexy ask. But I was so drunk offa my fat, white ask that I let it slide out from underneath me! But. I still am a bad ask, check out this hickey I gave myself this morning!

Bad Ask by Thighler Thamerson Threatening July 24, 2011

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badaska

a person who makes sandwiches

sean: my friend that works at subway is a badaska
kendall: o rly?

badaska by lolzuhaveaidz September 11, 2008

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Badasket Weaving

The official hobby for a Badass.

Badasket Weaving is to Badassery as Bitchcraft is to Bitchery.

Badasket Weaving by TheDoctor303 November 19, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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