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Cuntstrick 

A unfortunate situation brought on by sheer bad luck.
"I can't believe that has just happened to me, that's a real cuntstrick"
Cuntstrick by Lucky And April 1, 2003

cuntstink 

self-explanatory. Also used as a particularly foul insult.
Dean Bryan is a Cuntstink!!!
cuntstink by Sean & Justin January 6, 2008

Cuntstruction

An obstruction or blockage leading to the cunt. Such as a period pad, tampon, douche, dildo, chastity belt and or granny panties. Also see cock block, clam jam, tuna hamper and vaginal deflection.
"Jon was excited to make love to Jane but was experiencing (Cuntstruction) while trying to achieve her cunt".

cuntstruck 

Usually used by a third party to describe the unusual, changed behaviour of a friend who has fallen head-over-heels in love, and is celebrating that event with prodigious feats of erotic endurance. The third party is, by definition, jealous, and the protagonist is in unashamed and glorious celebration of his new-found partner in outrageous lust . . .
He's had his curtains closed all weekend; the shop hasn't opened - I reckon he's completely cuntstruck with that dirty bint from Machynlleth . . .
cuntstruck by NostradamusZen August 24, 2007
A person who is stuck on a particular pussy.
Dude, James is completely cuntstuck on Maria.
cuntstuck by ChuliFly April 16, 2009

Cuntstick 

1) noun., an idiot, a imbecile, a cretin, someone who is such a clueless cunt as to be a cuntstick.
"You are a complete CUNTSTICK, now FUCK OFF"
Source: Dave RT Jones, Manchester
Cuntstick by David RT Jones August 30, 2007