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Cinementia

The moment in between the end of the trailers and the beginning of the feature film when you forget what film you're about to see.
"And now... your feature presentation."
"What movie are we seeing? I have cinementia."
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chemnesia 

disorder that renders one unable to retain information related to chemistry once he/she leaves the classroom.
Reid: Are you ready for the chemistry exam tomorrow?
Hayley: Man, I'm so nervous- I have major chemnesia and I can't remember anything from that class.
chemnesia by shortANDlovinit27 January 24, 2009

Cinementia

A disease similar to Alzheimer's that causes people to forget important details from movies they've seen.
You forgot Darth Vader is Luke's DAD?! You totally have cinementia.
Cinementia by JaReidy November 7, 2010

cinemesia 

An inability to remember movies, or movie quotes. Pronounced sin-em-neez-uh
Friend #1,"We're not in Kansas anymore!", Friend #2, "What movie is that from?", Friend #1 " How do you not know it's from THE WIZARD OF OZ! You have cinemesia!"
cinemesia by charismatic1 July 23, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026