Someone highly skilled in destroying would be trolls, usually by way of counter-
trolling them so well that they become self-raged and eat a
rainbow taco.
Notable AtTROLLneys@LawL include Section9's Cyborg, Joe Rogan and Henry Rollins; all of whom have passed the bar exam on being an Attrollney and angering wouldbe hecklers.
TROLL: HEY GUYS UMAD?
Attrllny Cyris Borgums: OBJECTION!! Prosecution is fat and currently using McDonald's WiFi while being such a porky cow; thus his testimony is food-
based and his accusations of
mad stem from his high blood pressure. I move to a
motion of lol@fattie and to have his statement stricken from the records.
TROLL: WTF U PHAG IMNOT FAT STFU
Attrllny Cyris Borgums: Yes, you are you look
like yous swallowed a hot air balloon. The Defense rests, you tubby bitsh.
Observer: Thank god we hired Cyrus Borgums, Attrollney@lawl .