by mrbisq July 3, 2011
Someone that inconceivably doesn’t determine his or her personality by continuing their persuit or being a life long knob.
by jrice2401 August 18, 2018
YOU BIG FAT "GREASY NONCE NUGGET", DEAD NAN NO MOM GAY DAY YOUR SISTER GOT DOWN SYNDROME SO BAD SHE GOT UP, LEFT AND RIGHT SYNDROME TOO YOU FUCKING COCK GOBBLING DOPPELGANGER!!!
by Flabbagooder January 12, 2015
Werthers Originals sweets, sold in small boxes or bags. Purchased by the elderly, especially in a Petrol Stations. Great queue former, as they are usually placed right on the bottom shelf and it takes the elderly a fucking age to get up and down. Poor replacement for Simpsons travel sweets that are rarer than rocking horse shit at the moment, so much so there is no shelf space for them, great source of entertainment for an overworked and underpaid customer assistant!
“Three packs of nonce nuggets and a lucky dip for Saturday night.
“Certainly, and are you going to pay for that Daily Mail you’ve got folded under your arm or are you going to walk out with it like you did last week.?”
“Oh sorry, and by the way your forecourt is disgusting why aren’t you out in the rain sweeping up the puddles?”
“As you can see I’m on my own, and I now have a queue of 12 people, thank you so much, have a wonderful day!”
“Certainly, and are you going to pay for that Daily Mail you’ve got folded under your arm or are you going to walk out with it like you did last week.?”
“Oh sorry, and by the way your forecourt is disgusting why aren’t you out in the rain sweeping up the puddles?”
“As you can see I’m on my own, and I now have a queue of 12 people, thank you so much, have a wonderful day!”
by Cacker Man April 1, 2023