Skip to main content
1. the act of B.S.-ing life

2. screwed over
He just kunetzed himself.

Friend talking to Friend 2:

Friend: Dude I really don't want to hang out with that guy.

Friend2: Why not?

Friend: He's just really kunetz.
kunetz by buzzkunts May 24, 2009
Related Words

Kopetzkey 

A rather promiscuous female ranging in the ages of 17-20 who throughout the span of several years that possesses a pet boyfriend who unfortunately to oblivious and bitch whipped to pick up on the incredible amount of sexual activity that the said female takes part outside of the shitty relationship.
Damn dude, Camerons bitch is acting like such a Kopetzkey!
Kopetzkey by assratbasturd July 8, 2011

Kuetzpalin 

Usually curly haired. A Kuetzpalin is commonly just named "Kuetz". Kuetzpalins tend to hate everything around them and always seek to make people see reason in social issues, sports and love. They can seem very bold and angry on the outside, but very deep down they are caring and kind. Once you become friends with a "Kuetz" you will notice imperfections in yourself that people did not dare to make you see. Blunt honesty can be offensive to some, but a Kuetz's intentions are meant to be insightful and introspective. Kuetzpalins come in short sizes, but don't let that misguide you of their alcoholic capacity.
"Oh look! Kuetzpalin made someone cry again."
"Is that Kuetz? I thought that was a drunk homeless person"
"A Kuetz is always a reliable beer pong partner"
Kuetzpalin by DonCangrejo November 23, 2021

Kuetzpalin 

Usually curly haired. A Kuetzpalin is commonly just named "Kuetz". Kuetzpalins tend to hate everything around them and always seek to make people see reason in social issues, sports and love. They can seem very bold and angry on the outside, but very deep down they are caring and kind. Once you become friends with a "Kuetz" you will notice imperfections in yourself that people did not dare to make you see. Blunt honesty can be offensive to some, but a Kuetz's intentions are meant to be insightful and introspective. Kuetzpalins come in short sizes, but don't let that misguide you of their alcoholic capacity.
-"Oh look! Kuetzpalin made someone cry again."
-"Is that Kuetz? I thought that was a drunk homeless person"
-"A Kuetz is always a reliable beer pong partner"
Kuetzpalin by DonCangrejo November 25, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026