LMH 

Let Me Hit as in let me fuck

Him: LMH
Her: okay (;

LMH by art370 March 8, 2018

LMH 

Laughing mad hard

Omg did you see her new track?

Yeah, I was like LMH!

LMH by Soccerlegs March 28, 2011

LMH 

Laughing in My Head, most people text lol when everybody knows they arent laughing out loud.

"hey man that chick ugly"
"LMH i know"

LMH by J. Brewer February 11, 2014

LMH 

Lick Me Hard.

1: Hey Jim, LMH!
2: What?
1: Lick me hard!

LMH by Sternwall June 27, 2011

LMH 

Lick my hole

Two men were arguing and when one man entered his home he yelled "LMH!" to the other man as he drove off.

LMH by S. Olive August 5, 2010

LMH 

Lmh is probably, the true definition of lmfao lol rofl AND lml In reality, you aren't moving anywhere, you aren't laughing BUT you think that what the person just said was funny or it had some humor in it, but not enough to ACTUALLY laugh.

Bob: Today Ms.Daniels hair looked like a banana spilt.
Steve: Lmh.
Bob: You shoulda saw it.

LMH by Lamanzana Salcedo! August 5, 2010

Lmh 

Laughing mad hard

Omg I'm lmh rn😂

Lmh by Mir.money July 9, 2017