When one person gives another person a cold and apologises prefusely and asks for forgiveness. Then the other person doesn't give a shit and gives them back an even worse cold.

"Aw man, Shiva gave Julia some awful cold"
"Yeah but it's fine now cuz she coldzoned him"

Coldzoned by Big Rick Astley Daddy January 15, 2017

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cold bone creamery

The act of fellatiating with the subject's favorite ice cream sundae ingredients already in the mouth. Resulting in a delicious, yet customized mess upon ejaculate completion.

Her cold bone creamery was cold, but tasty and worth it!

cold bone creamery by SkeeterSquat January 10, 2016

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ColdOnes

A youtube channel and podcast hosted by maxmoefoe and anything4views, the intent of the podcast is to get content creators so fucked up that they say stuff they wouldn't talk about sober.

- Do you know ColdOnes?
- Yeah! I love 'em! I even got myself a little fella hoodie on shirtz.cool and got 10% of with the code coldones
- ... What the fuck are you talking about Mike?

ColdOnes by xelami the master of salami January 13, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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