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da laing 

da laing is a very black specimen.

da laing is quite poor and dark.

a very negative individual with very hot stepmoms like linda and pocess very bad skidoos.

fathers are usually of the female sex name.

if you feel thats not gonna work, you feel laing

if you feel poor ur da laing

if you only own a red sweater and designer jeans, chances are your da laing

if you are asian/black/orange/nazi your quite da laing

if you enjoy explosives, you have the same obsession as da laing
-man hear about da laing? he got loaded of 8 beer in 15 hours

kid 1: ok man heres what we will do to get to the top of this hill. we will get the mountain sleds to go first and then the rest will follw. we will got in a zig zag pattern to reach the top.
kid 2:bhy's thats not gonna work
kid 3:shut up laing

cop:hey little african american kid, wadda you doin? whats that there?
Little boy: oh this? this is just a C4 no big deal.
Cop: holy shit we got a code laing

kid 1:hey man, whats that under your shirt? gain some weight?
black kid: what this? no this is just my sucidal bombing outfit
Kid 1: dammit laing

Kid 1: man your comebacks suck!
kid 2: ill go wipe it off yo mommas face
kid 1: only da laing would say that.

Little boy: daddy im so hungry...can we please go get some food?
Dad:now son, you know we have no money.
Little boy: daddy a dumpster or somethin?
Dad:now now son, we dont wanna seem like da laing
da laing by rhodaship666 November 21, 2011

Da slang lang 

the language consisting of urban dictionary words and phrases
Sam: I'ma hitler yo ass. hahah beef walk!!!!
Savana: whatta gross meister. hippity hop to the barber shop.
Sam: Hahahah lolol i have the hippo giggles
Savana: stop that you dingleberry

Mariah: what are you guys saying?
Sam and savana: oh it's just da slang lang ya know. THUG LIFE
Da slang lang by suhmannthug July 30, 2011
Related Words

da mi darpash lainata 

Uncommon bulgarian joke used to wind up your friends. Means "To pull my shit".

In Bulgarian: "Да ми дърпаш лайната".
Friend: "Hey, are you coming with us?"
You: "To where?"
Friend: Da mi darpash lainataaa
You: …
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026