Champagne Ass 

Refers to the bowel movement that starts off with a small solid piece of shit, (the cork) and is then followed with an explosion of liquid - or "foam". This is a condition most often associated with the morning after a serious night of drinking.

"All that draft and nachos last night gave me a severe case of Champagne Ass this morning!"

Champagne Ass by Nick & Mo August 5, 2003

Champagne Ass 

When one person takes a bottle of fizz, somewhat like Chappledown or Veuve Cliquotand fizz that bottle right up and insert into the ass of a willing woman and watch that spray come right out of her ass all over the new bear rug and get the cleaner to suck it up or into the open mouth of a filthy willing participant

Oh my god! I got Champagne ass fucked in the ass! I sprayed all over the new bear rug! He asked me if I liked Bum-Perignon, I replied, of course I'm a lady, even after squirting all over great grandma's antique silver mustard pot with a tiny spoon! Daddy was not impressed.

Champagne Ass by Champagne Ass August 26, 2018

bitch ass champion 

someone who claims to be a champion, but everyone knows that he is just a bitch

Jvon claims to be a champion, but he's really a bitch ass champion because he sucks at life.

bitch ass champion by TDUB11 December 10, 2008

ass champion 

somone who hold dominance over all asses and ass activities
(refer to ass master)

frank is such an ass champion

ass champion by not an ass champ June 9, 2007

ass champion 

One who excels in mimicking the attributes or qualities of an asshole.

Had I wanted to hear a bunch of shit, I would have squatted myself. Get the fuck out of here, ass champion.

ass champion by SvenTwelve May 23, 2008

ass fucking champion 

When your so good at ass fucking your considered a champion

steves so good at ass fucking my sphincter is sore, hes an ass fucking champion

ass fucking champion by Poepholl Pilot March 25, 2019