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ass knuckle 

The growth of an inflammed, festered, and bloody hemorrhoid that creates a groove-like affect in your feces.
Dave, don't do it. Jeff has an ass knuckle, that's not going to be fun.
ass knuckle by Sean Piner October 1, 2006

Knuckle-Ass 

The condition of having an asshole itch so intense and deep that it feels like the only way you can properly scratch it is to stick your finger up your ass all the way up to the knuckle, and scratch your asshole from the inside.

A case of knuckle ass might be the result of poor hygiene (see hanus anus) or could just be an unlucky ass itch that anyone can get from time to time.
"I took a shit this morning and I guess I didn't wipe well enough. Now I've got major knuckle-Ass"
Knuckle-Ass by smrtpntz November 12, 2011

Knuckle to ass 

When you make a fist with your hand and u rub the knuckles on the frame of an asswhole or in the ass.
Yo that guy be doing "knuckle to ass"

Ass Knuckles 

When a woman (sometimes a man) wears short shorts and the bottom part of her buttcheeks are showing. Mainly the part where the cheek meets the leg.
"Wow check out melissa in those short shorts you can totally see her ass knuckles!"
Ass Knuckles by Sleekfrog707 November 29, 2023

Brother Assknuckle 

Brother Assknuckle is a term used for someone who is a fraternity member or has intentions of becoming a fraternity member and is a total dipshit.
Hey Brother Assknuckle! Fuck you!
Brother Assknuckle by berrymmm November 16, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026