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Bromander in Chief 

A man who has bromances with many other guys. He may aLso have broes (man hoe) who are paid by other men to have bromances with. EquivaLent to a pimp, except with straight men.
"Johnny, go taLk to one of those broes."
"No dude. Their bromander in chief is Ron!!! Ron tried to recruit me as a broe, but i wouLdn't go, so now Ron hates me!"

brommander 

A commander of bros. Specifically, the head of a brommando.
Bro, we gotta stop bromaxing at the bromansion. The brommander just called the brommando into action.
brommander by APS23 January 29, 2015

Bromander 

A bromander is what you call your slimey brother who reminds you of a salamander. Therefore creating a BRO-MANDER :)
"Yo bromander wassup wanna go get some wasabi?"
Bromander by anonymous February 9, 2022

Bromander's Law 

As an online discussion grows longer (regardless of topic or scope), the probability of an Among Us joke increases.
First it was Godwin's Law. Thanks to Marcus Bromander, Co-Founder of Innersloth, now we have Bromander's Law
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026